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Dustin
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United States
Current Residence: Where my hat is.
Favourite genre of music: The ones that don't suck
Favourite style of art: Mine
Personal Quote: Who wants to be a busdriver when you can be a bear?
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I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
    I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
    From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
    I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
    I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
    About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
    With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
    I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
    I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

    I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
    I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
    I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
    In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
    I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
    I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
    Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
    And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
    Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
    And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
    In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

    In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
    When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
    When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
    And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
    When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
    When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
    In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—
    You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a-gee.
    For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
    Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
    But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
    I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

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:iconbziulka:
Bziulka Jul 12, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Thank you for the fav ;)
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:iconpainter-one:
Gracias por tu comentario aunque no entendํ nada n_n
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:icongourmetprince:
GourmetPrince Dec 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Shinji kicks ass
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:icontehbigd:
That he does.
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:iconmojokingbee:
tha for the fav.
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:icontehbigd:
No prob. The hard part is not fav-ing every single piece you do.
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:iconchinodt:
Thanks for the fav!!! by the way, great art you have in your gallery
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:iconanimegirl43:
animegirl43 Jan 10, 2012  Professional Filmographer
Thank you for the fave! :D
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SladinForever Dec 27, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I've always wondered who your icon is of
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